Creative Skiing: Skiing Towards Creativity


The Lighter Side of Skiing


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If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing. --Unknown

A bad day of skiing beats a good day at the office. --Anonymous

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. --Unknown

Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don't fall at least 10 times, then you're not skiing hard enough. --Guy Fieri

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. --Stephen Wright

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. --Erma Bombeck

If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. --Unknown

It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport. --Fridtjof Nansen

Just because I slept with you, doesn't mean I have to ski with you. --Anonymous

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. --Dave Barry

Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. --Unknown

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. --Unknown

Skiing: The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.  --Anonymous

Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. --Unknown

Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.   --Unknown

The best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you've been. --Unknown

Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing.  Tree: The other method. --Unknown

Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. --Unknown




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