A Month of Skiing Quotes

Day 1

Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. --Unknown

Day 2

If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing. --Unknown

Day 3

There's no waiting for friends on a powder day. --Unknown

Day 4

Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. --Unknown

Day 5

Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. --Unknown

Day 6

I don't like bungee jumping, but I do like skiing. --Roger Moore

Day 7

I've had a deep love affair with skiing for many years. --John Denver

Day 8

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.   --Steven Wright

Day 9

For me, skiing is a physical necessity. I have a need for risk. --Jean-Marie Messier

Day 10

Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.   --Unknown

Day 11

Sometimes it's all about the win, sometimes it's about the skiing. --Bode Miller

Day 12

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. --Unknown

Day 13

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. --Dave Barry

Day 14

If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do. --Warren Miller

Day 15

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.  --Dave Barry

Day 16

Gotta use your brain, it's the most important part of your equipment.   --Kevin Andrews & Warren Miller

Day 17

The best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you've been. --Unknown

Day 18

Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing.  Tree: The other method. --Unknown

Day 19

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. --Unknown

Day 20

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. --Erma Bombeck

Day 21

It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport. --Fridtjof Nansen

Day 22

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. --Unknown

Day 23

Powder snow skiing is not fun.  It's life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.   --Dolores LaChapelle

Day 24

If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. --Unknown

Day 25

Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don't fall at least 10 times, then you're not skiing hard enough. --Guy Fieri

Day 26

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. --Unknown

Day 27

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able to switch techniques at liberty. --Paul Parker

Day 28

Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. --Unknown

Day 29

Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks. --Ruth Westheimer

Day 30

The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.  --Tim Cahill

Day 31

When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like. --Unknown